If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
Just today, the people across the street threw away a big old tube TV. I’d snag it to do something like this, but it’s a boring black-and-silvery box.
Of course, in twenty years, someone will be nostalgically bemoaning its loss.
This is my favorite thing. Badass hero cat.